Wednesday, 6 August 2008

YONDER STANDS THE RECKLESS MOTORMAN

Things I have paid for, been given or have otherwise received since my last entry:

1. Forty-eight condoms at the same time.
2. A Jesus tapestry.
3. Thrush.
4. A clutch made from what appear to be various endangered species.
5. A holding fee on our new apartment in Bethnal Green.
6. A "persian-style" rug from an Ebay shop called (I shit you not) “The Lord Of The Rugs”.
7. This Margiela ripoff “fantasy horse” t-shirt, which is sort of disgusting but pretty, you know, fabulous at the same time, no?

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